Ambariffic is a graphic designer, illustrator, and paronomasiac in the Portland, OR area. She spends a lot of time thinking of jokes to draw, working and referring to herself in the third person (for the sake of this sentence, at least).

What do you want to know? I could fill this out like a cover letter, but that would be far too impersonal and would give you a long-winded version of what my resume would tell you. I could also fill it out like a personal ad, but I don’t really like long walks on the beach.

Ambariffic, Ambaroo, what can I design for you?